The piano keys are black and white but they sound like a million colors in your mind.
— Katie Melua
Despite its rave reviews,
Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess for the Wii is a total pain in the ass. Ninety percent of the time is spent running round in circles trying to figure out whether there’s a puzzle to solve. The Wii controller doesn’t really work at all for the fight modes and many of the weapons and magic powers don’t work as they’re supposed to. Yesterday I wasted two hours dying around fifty times in the same fight because the ring of energy that is supposed to work on all the attackers inside the right simply doesn’t work. Screw it. Game is in the garbage.
Dr. Kawashima is probably the most annoying person on the planet. Every time one of his patronizing comments pops up on his DS Lite “Brain Age” program I want to give him a smack across the chops.
The stock exchange is a casino, ethics have been in the garbage pail for decades and pricing isn’t dictated by value, it’s dictated by how much you can grab. The bad guys won. John Lennon is dead, Mark Chapman is still alive and we really aren’t in Kansas any more.